Like most people, I'm very familiar with Vincent van Gogh's incredibly artistry, but I never realized how large his extended family was until I saw this post. A young lady has just landed on a flight from Switzerland, but she needs some help getting a brand new hairdryer through customs. This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place.To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke) When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road.
That's why I loved this funny seminar by Mark Gungor.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself.
It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.